I watch tonight’s show with a little too much of the lovely Pinot Grigio that my in-laws brought over for dinner. White wine time! It’s almost summer, y’all! read more…
The opening montage is about Elise’s shocking (totally non-shocking) departure from last week. Then the judges are introduced and everything is as it should be: Randy’s blazer is metallic and his brooch is abstract. Jennifer is hot-n-classy in a tangerine dress, tangerine lips and pin straight hair. Really love. And Steven, in his blouse and jacket ensemble from Chico, resembles an emaciated version of Dianne Weist from Parenthood. read more…
Things got off to an innaresting start when the judges came out and JLo was wearing a C-3PO outfit. read more…
For months I’ve been rolling my eyes about William Broad, the NYT science writer whose new book about yoga is I’m sure very innaresting and smart but who nonetheless has been annoying me to no end with his wussy chatter all over the media about the hidden risk of injury in yoga. read more…
Dusk is my ideal, most exciting time of day period and it’s also my ideal time for walking. The day has been achieved and packed away, but all the promise and anticipation of evening is right there. read more…
We made it, you guys! Last night I went to bed with the feeling that I — and all of Bachelor Nation, really — had accomplished something, though exactly what that thing is I’m not sure. It’s something. All I know is I’d hopped aboard a train and could not, would not get off. And now we have arrived! read more…
That exclamation point is mine! That’s how jazzed I was for this season’s penultimate episode. read more…
BIG WEEK. I’d been hearing about the “fantasy suites” episode and was very innarested indeed to see how such a thing works. read more…
As a Bachelor newbie, I was really looking forward to the hometown visits, or “hometowns” as Ben calls them on his blog. read more…
As a person who constantly makes lists — on Post-It notes, mostly, but sometimes on Starbucks napkins or pages ripped from my pocket-size Moleskine — I occasionally have the funny, cringey experience of finding an old list floating around from months or even years earlier. When read after the fact, these lists always seem alarming and like a very insane person wrote them, but it wasn’t an insane person, it was just me trying to remember what to do and say each day. So sue me. read more…
