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Feb 16 / admin

I’M IN LOVE WITH BEN FROM WARSAW

The gloomy cloud of rancid spray tan mist that hung over the group in the Bahamas has followed the gang to Indiana – despite the All-American delights being offered up by little ole Warsaw: pontoon boats, cafes without wi-fi, throwing leaves- which I often do with my friends when we’re feeling playful in autumn.

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Feb 9 / admin

I WANT TO TALK SMART THINGS

I don’t know mucholivia but I do know this: read more…

Feb 2 / admin

BEN ALREADY TASTED MY TACO & HE LOVED IT

Am I paying any attention to the returns coming in from Iowa or devoting the entire evening to a bowl of sour bears and The Bachelor – taking frequent breaks to make CAUCUS jokes with Nick? #intellectualrigor read more…

Jan 26 / admin

LIKE, ROSES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME NOW

photo 3(15)It is absolutely exhilarating, that moment each season when the gals first burst out of L.A. on a jet plane and hit the actual, oxygenated world, en masse. read more…

Jan 19 / admin

AM I AGGRESSIVE? YEAH. DO I HAVE BAD TOES? YEAH.

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There’s nothing so glorious and exciting as the return of Bachelor season. So many sweet, sweet Monday night pleasures in the form of couch lounging, savory snacks, analyzing fashions and generally obliterating my mind in a foggy cloud of spray tan mist. Season 20 is underway, and like each and every identical season that preceded it, we have a cornucopia of fine ingredients – chief among them a new batch of contestants who apparently have never once watched the show before, or seen a helicopter.

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Jul 28 / admin

I’M THE WORLD’S BIGGEST JOKE

I don’t know, was it “the most dramatic finale ever in Bachelorette history,” or two interminable hours of vapor mist – with a soupçon of boating and a whole lot of changing outfits, quiet weeping, sitting on different surfaces and talking about “connections” (intensity level options: strong, stronger or strongest), and marveling about the sheer craziness of having actually arrived at this moment in time? TOMORROW AAAAAAHHHH!

Many minutes were spent standing at balconies being pensive.

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oceanic pensive

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Jul 14 / admin

HE’S SERIOUS WHEN IT COMES TO FEELINGS

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Who’s driving this horse and WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY SHOW? read more…

Jul 7 / admin

THE OTHER GUY

Ben Flajnik [Ben's Season] stopped by to say hello.

Ben Flajnik [Ben’s Season] stopped by to say hello.

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Jun 30 / admin

NICE DAY FOR A ROAD TRIP, EH?

shawnThis whole spectacular enterprise – which is made of vats of nothingness – is falling apart into nothingness. This is a feat. read more…

Jun 23 / admin

I’M BEING PUNISHED FOR BEING INTELLECTUAL

photo(2)Don’t let that bowtie-of-whimsy fool you, Nick is a criminal. read more…